February 2012
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Ask Rogue Squadron, ie the most hilarious and... →
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January 2012
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“I was just imagining what a sad galaxy this would be without my superior...”
– Ton Phanan, Iron Fist (via acaelus)
October 2011
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“That’s what you Imps always missed. The Rebellion wasn’t about planets, it was...”
– Kapp Dendo (via betapersei)
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September 2011
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August 2011
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“I’m sick to death of ‘Hello, I’m so-and-so and I’ve killed this many enemies,...”
– Hobbie Klivian, Starfighters of Adumar
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July 2011
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“Here goes Rogue Nine, following the unit’s tradition of accepting suicide...”
– Corran Horn (via joelle-rose)
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“I wasn’t easy to hit, which is why, I suppose, I attracted Rogue...”
– Corran Horn in the guise of Jenos Idanian, I, Jedi
June 2011
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Tycho Celchu: Very fancy flying, clutch.
Corran Horn: [In the guise of Jenos Idanian] Didn't want you to think I was a green pilot, Rogue Lead. Another time.
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Corran: [in a holo] If you're seeing this, Commander Antilles, I know I was left behind on Borleias's Moon. I know the decision to leave me behind wasn't easy.
Wedge: [to self] … on Borleias's moon? How could he have known? Wait a minute!
Corran: I want you to know I harbor no ill will concerning my abandonment. To prove this to you, I pried some Whyren's Reserve away from Emtrey and a ryshcate should have finished baking by the time you land.
Gavin: Woo!!
Wedge: Horn, if you aren't dead, you will be.
Corran: [laughing] I'm happy to see you, too, Commander. Welcome home.
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“…displayed a brilliant holographic presentation of the Thyferra campaign....”
– Corran Horn aboard the Errant Venture
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Corran: Thanks for the ride back here.
Mirax: Thanks for the save back there.
Corran: My pleasure. I'm Corran Horn.
Mirax: Are you any relation to Hal Horn?
Corran: He is…was my father. Why?
Mirax: If I'd known who you were I'd have left you there.
Corran: [recognizing the ship she's in] This is the Pulsar Skate. If I'd know Booster Terrik was bringing me in, I'd have stayed out there.
Wedge: I can see you two have already met.
Corran: Yes, sir.
Mirax: You didn't tell me who this pilot was because you knew I'd not have transported him, right?
Wedge: I suspected there might have been some friction.
May 2011
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April 2011
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“We were fortunate that one of our deep-space scouts stumbled across them when...”
– Wedge Antilles (to Airen Cracken), X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar (via sammyknapp)
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Tycho: You're afraid you're getting too old for what we've always told ourselves is a young man's game.
Wedge: If you think that, you're as confused as a Gamorrean placed between two full mugs of lum. First off, you're a year older than I am.
Tycho: Nine months.
Wedge: Which is rather close to a year, my friend.
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Wedge: So, am I too old to be doing this?
Tycho: Wedge, over the last four months I've flown against-and shot down-every one of the kids you have going on this mission. So have you. If you're too old for this, the New Republic might as well give up now. Barring a squadron of Jedi Knights winging their way in here, you're the best we've got. That may not impress you, but there are plenty of Imp pilots out there who don't sleep the whole night through because of dreams about you being on their tails.
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“As Han once told me, “Stealth and subtlety work well, but for making...”
– Wedge Antilles, Rogue Squadron
March 2011
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Corran: Sorry to get you into this. [punches the button enabling Whistler's ejection system] Maybe your next pilot won't be so stupid. [The green light goes out, he hits the button again] And maybe your next ship won't have shorts. [The light dies again, he looks back at the droid] You got a death wish?
Whistler: [beeps derisively]
Corran: I am not looking at taking all the glory for myself. Thanks for hanging in. My father died alone. Doing that doesn't recommend itself.
Whistler: [scolding whoop]
Corran: Okay, you do your part and I'll make sure we don't die.
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Ooryl Qrygg: You know how to use this [a blaster]?
Riv Shiel: Death marks don't come with the rain.
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“Jace clearly figures that because his name rhymes with ‘ace’ he...”
– Corran Horn, X-Wing: Rogue Squadron
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Corran: Emtrey are you all right? Is the moisture getting to you?
Emtrey: I'm fine, sir. The moisture is no problem. [One eye-light flashes on and off] Touch of a virus, maybe, nothing to worry about.
Corran: [to self] Did that droid just wink at me? [to Emtrey] Are you sure?
Emtrey: Yes, sir.
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The droid’s [Whistler’s] mournful tones played out in time with a funeral march as Corran closed with Wedge’s X-wing.